"The Long Cold Silence That Follows A Northern-Line Funded Tour"

 

Now we've finished our funded tour it's like being jazz musicians again! Come on promoters - you know we can do it! We filled those venues when we were half price, so you now know we have them eating out of the palms of our hands!! Speaking of eating... Giz another gig... Mouths to feed, habits to support etc etc... Still the best in our price range!

 

20th June 2015 - Our jazz sabatical in France

 

Dean and Neil took a whole week out of the rigours of gigging once a week to spend 7 days studying and practicing in a remote house in the south of France. The result? We think we've cracked it! We've found the secrets of bebop!! - the real truth about how to think and play like Charlie Parker! All we need now is another 25 or 30 years to nail it of course... of course. But maybe... 

 

9th February 2015 - Jazz 4U! 

 

Check out The Jazz Worriers' new "Jazz 4U" policy... We work on a "No Gig - No Fee" basis!

 

This limited, one-time offer brings quality, value, style, service, convenience, economy, savings, experience, hospitality, friendly service, high performance, low rates, name brands, easy terms, affordable prices, money back guarantee, free installation, free appraisal, free estimates, free delivery, free home trial and free parking.

 

No cash? No problem! No fuss, no mess, no obligation, no red tape, no hidden charges, no down-payment, no purchase necessary, no one will call on you, no payments or interest until December, and no parking. Limited time only though, so act now! Send no money, offer good while supplies last, one per customer, each item sold separately, batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final, allow 6 weeks for delivery (some items not available, some assembly required, some restrictions may apply).

 

Shop online, order by phone, try it in your home! Get one for your car! All entries become our property, employees not eligable, entry fees non-refundable, restrictions apply, void where prohibited, except in Northern Ireland. Call now for a free demonstration, and a free consultsation, with our friendly, professional staff, who will help you make a selection that's just right for you, and just right for your budget.

 

And don't forget to pick up your FREE GIFT! A classic, deluxe, custom, designer, luxury, prestige, high quality, premium, select, gourmet, hand-selected pocket flash light. And if you act now we'll include an added, free, complimentary, bonus gift, a classic, deluxe, custom, designer, luxury, prestige, high quality, premium, select, gourmet, hand-selected leather-style wallet with detatchable key-chain and a pencil holder - It's our way of saying THANK YOU! If you are not completely satisfied you pay nothing, simply return the unused portion for a full refund, no questions asked... and you can keep your free gift(s). It's our way of saying THANK YOU! *

 

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27th October 2014

The Northern Line gigs are going great! Our opening night at Finchley Central went well, and subsequent gigs at Mill Hill East and Goodge Street just rocked. Can't wait for the Bakerloo line fund as Dean might get to visit his Aunt in Kilburn Park. 

 

26th October 2014

It's just been announced that The Jazz Worriers have decided they're going to win an award. No one is sure which one yet but it's very exciting news for the award awarders, who until now were completely unaware of the fact. More awards will be won after the first award, including maybe an award for winning the most awards ever. We're all really honoured here and would like to thank the one true God and our mothers for this great honour. Thanks guys!

 

25th October 2014

It's official! Jazz is great. World leaders and experts in everything, and some scientists, and lots of people who know more than most other people because they do, and all the celebraties that have ever been on telly ever, have had a big massive conference and all agreed that jazz is great. Hooray! We knew that anyway guys... but thanks. 

 

17th June 2014

 

TOUR OF DEVON AND CORNWALL

Following a hugely enjoyable gig at the Blue Vanguard Jazz Club in Exeter we've been asked to perform a run of gigs in Devon and Cornwall with the brilliant Craig Milverton trio featuring Al Swainger on bass and Coach York on drums. The tour will span four days and nights from March 24th to 27th 2015 and will include gigs in St Ives, Appledore and Exeter. It may involve some pole dancing from Dean, if he can find his bikini. 

 

2nd March 2014

Just announced!

The Jazz Worriers have been selected for Jazz North's  "Northern Line" scheme - designed to make bands more attractive to northern jazz promoters and venues by offering the band at a fee that fits the venues' budgets, then topping up the rest to make up our financial requirements! Simple and elegant...

 

If you're a promoter in the North of England and would like to book us through this scheme, CLICK HERE.

 

Dean is very excited, saying, "I don't often travel on the London Underground so I'm surprised they've even heard of us.  I once got off at Mornington Lockett station and couldn't get outside, it was a nightmare."

 

Neil added, "Our old bass player was so depressed about his bad timing he threw himself behind the 15.43 to Morden via Bank."

 

 

 

* Thank you, George Carlin!